SNACKS: NATURAL SNACKS

 

For this record, Snacks initially wanted to encode an interactive website of sexy dance music videos and lathe it into vinyl. Included with the record would be an rca jack to telephone wire adapter so people could jam the album using their old 56k modems.  The board of directors at ehse records unfortunately 86ed this concept leaving Snacks to do a picture disc containing analog gastronomy, fights between the wait staff and the cooks, effluvial drum licks, persuasive percussion, tasteful guitar solos, non-ironic tap dancing, hot body squelches, vintage garbage, french primitivism, nocturnal grooves carved in avocado rinds, troublesome themes, slavic melancholy, uptight programming, neoist sequencers, ham-fisted mastering, laconic bass playing, pregnant lady booty tracks. Picture window hand screened jacket around picture of pure record picture disc record.

 

{{a few words from jason willett regarding natural snacks}}: "snacks is my favorite baltimore band, made up of tom boram & dan breen. it is crucial that you buy their 10" picture disc mini album entitled "natural snacks". it is essential that you jam this vinyl loud at parties. it is mandatory that the entire human race make this album a first priority in life. it is a matter of life or death that ...no, wait, more than that.